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Postby freckles » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:35 am

The product of their sexual conquest would look like this. I present the Unijefftaur!

AND IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS. You're welcome. Also, I'm new and I enjoy being awesome and eating peanut butter.


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Postby dogimo » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:47 am

The product of their sexual conquest would look like this. I present the Unijefftaur![image]AND IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS. You're welcome. Also, I'm new and I enjoy being awesome and eating peanut butter.

-freckles

And it would be a mutual conquest, no doubt. Each participant triumphantly conquestuous over the other. And whatever other prepositions.

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Postby Bevis » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:07 pm

Freckles (love the name, btw), your first two posts on VERY SERIOUS are of EPIC PROPORTIONS! Henceforth, this day shall be known as VERY SERIOUS FRECKLE DAY in your honor.

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Postby Guest » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:14 pm

Shit...that's a welcome and a half. Now I feel bad because I never introduced myself and was therefore never welcomed :cry: oh well, let's just do it now. HAIZ GAIZ!!!!!!

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Postby Bevis » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:18 pm

WELCOME!

Everyone gets welcomed, even if you don't speak up initially.

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Postby Guest » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:20 pm

*feels warm and fuzzy*. Yaaaaaay!
Edit: +++ to add continuity - that Unijefftaur is amazing.

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Postby freckles » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:24 pm

FINALLY! I was wondering what it would take to get a day named after me. And I totally just wrote "VERY SERIOUS FRECKLES DAY" in my calendar. For real.

I feelt a little bad about violating the other days' boxes, but I got over it when I drew my unicorn. And thank you for the excellent welcome!

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Postby Yuoaman » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:55 pm

FINALLY! I was wondering what it would take to get a day named after me. And I totally just wrote "VERY SERIOUS FRECKLES DAY" in my calendar. For real.
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I feelt a little bad about violating the other days' boxes, but I got over it when I drew my unicorn. And thank you for the excellent welcome!

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Drawing unicorns make most things better I've found. And welcome, freckles. :D

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Postby tryggerone » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:42 pm

HAPPY FRECKLES DAYxB2!! I have freckles, so this is of some importance to me. How do we go about celebrating such a monumental holiday?!

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Postby Bevis » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:46 pm

HAPPY FRECKLES DAYxB2!! I have freckles, so this is of some importance to me. How do we go about celebrating such a monumental holiday?!

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